Children's Week Guide

You want what?? To tame an orphan child on a leash and show him off to your mate?
Isn't that child Abuse?

In world of Warcraft it's not. Welcome to Children's Week Guide.

In this guide, we will be taking you through the quests, they are relatively easy, the only down side is lots of travelling. So, time for you to abuse a mage or better yet, pay him 5g per portal and have him in your party. In the second part of Children's Week Guide, we will also be talking about how can you make 30g in just a few minutes from a simple task.



You may have noticed that the quests doesn't involve slaying mobs or looting. Its about lollies, ice-cream, sight seeing, buying toys and making candies.

Children's Weeks begins on the first day of May till the end of the week, this year its on Friday, May 1st till Thursday, May 7th.

There are 6 pets available, after completing the quests, you may have a choice of either Piglet's Collar, Rat Cage, or Turtle Box for completing the Azeroth quests.

The second part, you may also get your second pet,by completing the Outland Children's Week quest. Upon completing the final quest, you can either get Egbert's Egg, Sleepy Willy, or Elekk Training Collar.




Lets go get us a kid. For the Horde, the starting quest is in Orgrimmar. For Alliance, the starting quest is in Stormwind.

My Pro advise is to set your hearth to Dalaran, and make sure not to waste the cooldown, otherwise you will just have to do something else till the cooldown is up again.

During that time, if you're a PVP lover, you should do BGs. If you enjoy farming, that 30 mins cooldown should give you plenty of time to farm your mats or you may even want to finish off your dailies or a heroic run in UP.

FOr the Alliance:

Step 1. Collect the quest from Orphan Matron Nightingale in SW, then use the Human Orphan Whistle, to summon your slave err..i mean kid. then accept the quests from the kid, and make sure the kid is alway out with you in order to move to the next Zone.



Next, get on your mount and head to Westfall Lighthouse, in Westfall.


Next, with your kid, go to Stonewrought Dam, Loch Modan.



Then you need to head to Darnasus Bank.


Almost done, talk to your kid and you will get Jaina's Autograph. Find Jaina Proudmoore, in Theramore Isle.

Your kid will now tell you to return to Stormwind City for the last part, seek Emmithue Smails , then you will be able to get your first pet from Orphan Matron Nightingale.

See told you its easy, no fighting, no looting, just about 30 minutes of travel time, it took my Tauren Druid about 30 mins to complete.

For the Horde:

Start by heading to Matron Battlewail, inside Orgrimmar, summon your kid with Orcish Orphan Whistle, he will then give you 3 quests.

Your first stop is in The Barrens, get on your mount and head to Mor'shan Rampart with your kid.



Next, get on your mount again and head to Rachet.


Next you need to head to the entrance just before entering Undercity, Lordaeron Throne Room.



Upon comepleting those 3 quests, your kid will now give you the 4th one, in Thunder bluff. Talk to Cairne Bloodhoof on the third floor, eastern central rise.



Finally, for your last quest u now need to head to Orgrimmar to find Alowicious Czervik. Talk to him, he is located just under the palm tree outside of Orgrimmar Bank. To get your First pet, you now have to head to Orphan Matron Battlewail to collect your first pet.

Grats!

Now, do you want your 2nd pet?? Sure you do, hehe, if your still reading this, then the answer is simple.

For the 2nd part of the Children's Week, there will still be alot of travelling. The good thing is? Now we can use our epic flight mount or epic flight form, you can use your hearth cooldown to get from one place to another. But it's not so much of a great deal since we have our shifty flight form/mount.

To start the Outland Children's Week, head to Shattrath City and seek Orphan Matron Mercy.



For the Alliance:

Orphan Matron Mercy will give you Draenei Orphan Whistle, talk to you orphan and accept all 3 quests. Next, get on your flying mount and head to center of Auchindoun, Terokkar Forest.



Next stop, is in Hellfire Penninsula.



Last stop is in Nagrand. So head to Aeris Landing with your kid.


The orphan kid will now give you the the fourth which is in Exodar. Go get on your flying mount and head to Shattrath City then use the Exodar portal. Find O'ros, he is located at the centre of Exodar.

O'ros will then give you another quest to locate Farseer Nobundo, also inside Exodar.



After completing the Exodar quests, you will now need to head to Tanaris, to find Zaladormu. So the best way is to use your hearth stone, from Dalaran you can use the Cavern of Time portal, and then talk to the dragon outside for a free flight.

Before talking to Zaladormu, the huge sleeping dragon. Find Alurmi then purchase Toy Dragon, she should be just along the path if you ride up to the entrance of CoT.

Your kid will now give you the final quest, so head back to Shattrath City (mage portal or hearth back). Find Orphan Matron Mercy, to get your second pet, you can collect either one of the three choices Egbert's Egg, Sleepy Willy, Elekk Training Collar.

For the Horde:

Pretty much the same as the Alliance. To start the Outland Children's Week, head to Shattrath City and find Orphan Matron Mercy then use Blood Elf Orphan Whistle to summon the kid, accept the quests.



First stop is in Hellfire Penninsula, Dark Portal gate.



Next stop is in Zangarmarsh, Sporeggar.



Almost done, third stop is in Nagrand, find Throne of Elements. Speak with Elementalist Sharvak, to complete the quest.

After completeting the three quests, your kid will now give you forth and fifth quest. So Fly back to Shattrath City and use the Silvermoon portal.



Your last stop you need to go is in Tanaris. So the best way is to use your hearth stone, from Dalaran you can use the Cavern of Time portal, and then talk to the dragon outside for a free flight.

Before talking to Zaladormu, the huge sleeping dragon. Find Alurmi then purchase Toy Dragon, she should be just along the path if you ride up to the entrance of CoT.

Your kid will now give you the final quest, so head back to Shattrath City (mage portal or hearth back). Find Orphan Matron Mercy, to get your second pet, you can collect either one of the three choices Egbert's Egg, Sleepy Willy, Elekk Training Collar.



Phew.. that's the easy part. Now lets talk about the HARD part, completing the Children's Week achievement.

Aw, Isn't It Cute?:
Is very simple, just obtain one of the Children's Week reward pets.

Hail To The King, Baby:
This one isnt hard at all. Utgarde Pinnacle is really easy (no fail noobs, kthankxbai), just kill King Ymiron but make sure to have your orphan out, or you will have to do it again.

Home Alone:
Another simple one, just use the hearth stone while the kid is with you. This one is really buggy though, everything i used hearthstone, it would reset the achievement. So make sure to ticket the GM and explain to them or you wont get your achievement.

The above achievements are easy, now is the hard part, which will take you forever. Depending on your server.

Bad Example:
This one isnt so hard, just find Aimee , she is located in Dalaran. eat the food listed for the achievement with your kid out. But she wont sell Tigule and Foror's Strawberry Ice Cream, or Delicious Chocolate Cake . Delicious Chocolate Cake main ingredient is the small egg. During normal season they normally go for about 1G per stack, but during Children's Week, because it is the main ingredience for Delicious Chocolate Cake, they can be easily sold for about 30g a stack.

My tip: head down to Silvermoon City and slay the dragonhawks, they can be one shot and on average drops between 1-2 small eggs per kill. 10 eggs in 2 minute, that's a profit of 30g in 2 minute. As for druids, best way is to Cheetah form, moonfire, next target moonfire then cheetah form. rinse and repeat.

Tigule and Foror's Strawberry Ice Cream can be bought from Alowicious Czervik located under the palm tree outside of Orgrimmar bank.

Daily Chores:
Its very buggy for me. plus its very annoying, I'm not a fan of dailies. But you need to do the daily quest every day for five consecutive days and make sure your orphan is out with you or you wont be getting any credit for it.

School of Hard Knocks:
Easy if a) you're an Alliance, b) you're an Alliance, c) you're an Alliance. Horde fails at BGs.

Veteran Nanny:
This one is frustrating. To complete this one, you need to do the Outland Children's Week every year for 3 years, in order to collect the 3 required pet. Hope Blizzard will fix this achievement in the upcoming patch or so, I dont quite see the purpose of it.

For The Children:
This achievement will reward the player with the title 'Matron' or 'Patron' (female, male). This is also a required achievement toward What A Long, Strange Trip It's Been , for Hardcore PVP players. The reward is a Violet Proto-Drake a 310% mount and one of the rarest mount to get.

Happy Children's Week!